Ed Sheeran Captures Top 2 Spots at Anglo iTunes


From the market town of Framlingham, England, champion of musical minimalism Ed Sheeran has released two new ditties—”Shape of You” and “Castle on the Hill”. They are currently #1 and #2 respectively at iTunes UK, Canada, Australia, and US. The copper top, muppet man has been releasing albums titled after the symbols of the elementary, mathematical operations of arithmetic. There are only 4 of them (+, -, x, ÷) so we’re not sure what he’ll do for his fifth album. His first album was + and second x. The new singles herald his upcoming 2017 album, ÷. Good luck making the symbol with your computer keyboard (hint: alt+0247).